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Oh, No! Not Camel Toe!


Unfortunately, bad shoes can happen to good people.  Check out Sarah Jessica Parker hoofing around New York in, I can't believe I'm actually writing this, CAMEL TOE BOOTS. 

I know.  Cans of White Rain hairspray are slamming down all over the state of Texas.  Contrary to the stereotype, Texas girls of a certain age are taught to avoid the camel toe, especially in jeans and swimsuits.   It's right up there with happy clown makeup and  Pall Mall cigarettes.  No one EVER had to tell us to avoid the camel toe in footwear. 

I'm personally haunted by the image below.  Damn.  It's like Orwell's ANIMAL FARM.   I read a few fashion posts that referred to the Belgian born designer Martin Margiela's footwear as "cloven hooves boots."  Whatever.  They're still ridiculous.  What's pretty about hoof-feet?

Feel free to disagree and talk amongst yourselves. 

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d_michiko_f
Feb. 13th, 2009 09:52 pm (UTC)
Please shoot me if I succumb to these. BLech!
(Anonymous)
Feb. 14th, 2009 01:57 am (UTC)
OMG, Jill. You know how to make me laugh. I have to agree with you on this one. Camel toe equals BIG NO.
ext_140778
Feb. 14th, 2009 01:57 am (UTC)
OMG, Jill. You know how to make me laugh. I have to agree with you on this one. Camel toe equals BIG NO.
Jolie
rowanda380
Feb. 16th, 2009 02:47 pm (UTC)
random commenter
that is one of the most hideous things I have ever seen!
ext_168613
Feb. 19th, 2009 04:17 am (UTC)
BLEH! Really really realllllly awful!
What is SJP thinking?!?!
ext_168940
Feb. 19th, 2009 05:03 pm (UTC)
Considering that you wrote this, I immediately thought of "in Just-" by Cummings. Thought I'd let you know.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 26th, 2009 04:30 am (UTC)
Amazing weird footwear
OK, I've got a couple of goats and THEIR feet look good like that - but really. It takes my breath away.
smwilliams
Feb. 26th, 2009 04:32 am (UTC)
Not anonymous
OK, I'm not big on anonymous messages of any kind. Meant to identify myself but I was just so READY to have a say about those boots. . . Suzanne
(Anonymous)
Mar. 17th, 2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
Boots or Death Wish?
In my part of Texas where most of the men hunt for and dream of large, white tail deer, leaving "hoof" prints like those could possibly get you shot. Good thing SJP wasn't walking in the woods wearing camo!! Oh yea, I don't have the dates for hunting season memorized, but somebody needs to fill her in for her own safety!
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